LIFE

I'm CJ, philosopher, artist, creator and experiencer of all existence.

I have awesome friends, and I love them more than anything. We're going to live in an commune one day. Laughter is my favorite thing ever. I'm good at most things I try. Things tend to work out for me, but I don't care when they don't. I've found you can justify happiness in any situation. Being alive is enough reason to be inspired all the time..

I love art, science, the Internet, philosophy, nature, change, free jazz, subjective experience, meditation, empires, flash mobs, oneness, tribal drumming, nirvana, bike adventures, nighttime, experiments, drones, raves, stage diving, the brain, the present, green tea, :|s, longsleeve shirts, hallucinations, zen, existentialism, writing, drawing, the stars, lucid dreams, sleep deprivation, graffiti, cereal, freedom, quantum physics, abornmal psychology, hot peppers, self-actualization, self-awareness, rain, spooning, octopuses, black holes, flips, forts, exploring, getting lost, playgrounds, awkward situations, improvisation, and Wikipedia.

I live life to the extreme. I push limits. I can shred. I do parkour. I jump off of buildings. I rip up money. I love crying really hard. I design computer games. I hack. I fall asleep to death metal. I answer random ads on craigslist. I paint. I can solve a Rubik's cube while holding my breath. My record is 65 seconds. I can sing two pitches at the same time. I play didgeridoo. I can balance on one hand.

I live spontaneously and impulsively. I love the satisfaction of doing things for no reason. I live in the present, but I have a million life goals. I once took a bath in 80 liters of Mountain Dew. Terence McKenna, Siddhārtha Gautama, Albert Camus, Tyler Durden, and Isaac are my heros. I live to inspire, and be inspired.

I want to learn how to breakdance. I want to eat an everything pizza. I want to go to the moon. Some day I want to get the shit kicked out of me, because I'll probably laugh afterward.

I do enjoy this website. Take a look around. I have MP3s, Cartoons, Games, Videos, Pictures, detailed blog entries about my incredible adventures, and other goodies. Most of the site is friends-only, however. This is purely for your protection. You see, extreme awesomeness can cause death, especially for someone who isn't used to reading about that kind of intense lifestyle.