LIFE

I'm CJ, philosopher, artist, creator and experiencer of all existence.

I have awesome friends, and I love them more than anything. We're going to live in an commune one day. Laughter is my favorite thing ever. I'm good at most things I try. Things tend to work out for me, but I don't care when they don't. I've found you can justify happiness in any situation. Being alive is enough reason to be inspired all the time..

I think my spirit animal is the Monolith from 2001.

I love subtlety, inconvenience, hilarity, reaction, art, science, cereal, love, infinity, the Internet, philosophy, hugs, nature, change, not answering people when they ask me questions, dancing, membranes, augmented reality, free jazz, subjective experience, meditation, empires, flash mobs, the imagination, tribal drumming, transhumanism, bike adventures, the night, experiments, drones, raves, stage diving, the brain, the present, green tea, s, longsleeve shirts, hallucinations, existentialism, writing, drawing, challenges, riddles, the stars, going insane, lucid dreams, shamanism, sleep deprivation, sleep paralysis, graffiti, self-referentiality, artificial intelligence, fractals, feedback loops, antennae, freedom, quantum physics, psychology, hot peppers, self-actualization, self-awareness, rain, spooning, octopuses, black holes, flips, forts, exploring, getting lost, playgrounds, awkward situations, improvisation, mass manipulation, and Wikipedia.

I live life to the extreme. I push limits. I can shred. I do parkour. I jump off of buildings. I rip up money. I love crying really hard. I design computer games. I used to run a massive web communitity with an iron fist. I fall asleep to death metal. I sell my body to science. I can solve a Rubik's cube while holding my breath. My record is 65 seconds. I've been known to sing three pitches at the same time. I play didgeridoo. I can balance on one hand.

I live spontaneously and impulsively. I love the satisfaction of doing things for no reason. I live in the present, but I have a million life goals. I once took a bath in 80 liters of Mountain Dew. Terence McKenna, John Lennon, The Buddha, Albert Camus, Tyler Durden, and Isaac are my heros. I live to inspire, and be inspired.

I want to learn how to breakdance. I want to eat an everything pizza. I want to go to the moon. Some day I want to get the shit kicked out of me, because I'll probably laugh afterward.

This is the best website. I have MP3s, Cartoons, Games, Videos, Pictures, detailed blog entries about my incredible adventures, and other goodies. Most of the site is friends-only, however. This is purely for your protection. You see, extreme awesomeness can cause death, especially for someone who isn't used to reading about that kind of intense lifestyle.