Waking up this morning under the covers, I was convinced I was in the bathroom and I really had to go pee. Having been fooled like this before, I double checked. "Okay, let's try that again. I'm out in the hallway, okay, now I open the door, I'm in the bathroom, I sit down on the toilet. Am I really on the toilet? Let's see. Yes. Yes I am, I can feel it. It's okay to go pee. WAIT. WAIT!! Let me do that again just to make triple sure, because I've been fooled like this before. Wait. NO IM UNDER THE COVERS. *gets up and runs to bathroom*

I made it just in time.